Need HELP with planning

Sooooo, I can't take hormonal bc, am scared of copper iud, don't want tied tubes, and that leaves condoms (I have latex sensitivity and the goat skin ones smell like dead goats lol) or hubs' vasectomy (which he conveniently forgets to make an appointment for -- like every week for the past year). So... i bought cycle-beads, have been charting temp, and tracking cervical changes. I also am doing digital ovulation tests and have a fertile focus device. All this, and I still don't get it. According to all the signs, I ovulated on 6/26. But then, only 5 days later, I was having my period. I thought ovulation was two weeks before the period, not a measly five days. All the "official" info I can find says five days is not possible. But it happened. Sooooooo, what the heck is up with my body?? (Also, six years ago or so, I was told I had a positive blood test for pregnancy and I wasn't even dating at the time, but my breasts were producing colostrum). Is anyone else in the world this weird?? If Ihave these weird issues, will natural family planning never work for me because it'll be unreliable?? I hope someone can help....